What You Wished You Knew Before You Procreated….
-Learn by making mistakes. It’s OK.
-Toddlers are more work than babies.
-Hide the “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” book.
-Two kids are more work than one kid.
-Get up in the night when Mama does…or suffer the consequences.
-Toddlers can be real jerks.
-Look as tired as she does.
-Sex…it could be a while.
But that last one deserves another post entirely.